Dearest Darioush,
I know you wanted a quote from me, and whilst I was very close to just sending you a paragraph back on email, I felt the urge to annoy you by making you click onto a web link, which you would have done with real enthusiasm and optimism, waiting for a great quote that you can put in the marketing material. Instead, you are now reading this hoping that if you keep reading, I’ll start to talk sensibly and give you the quote you so desperately want. I’m also hoping that as you read this, you eye line will catch my stupid smiley face and annoy you even further. I shall be late for the next sign on as well :)
With the warmest and most sincerest of regards and best wishes, as ever…
Yours,
Dino